FROM THE MEDIA:
"Go see this man!!!"
"KIDS, don't try this at home. Come to think of it don't try it anywhere else either. That is, unless you're Professor Eval"
"Ein solches Ding, das Sie nie gesehen haben"
FROM PERFORMERS & PEOPLE IN THE KNOW:
"Go Ape, just don't make it the lowest form of entertainment"
"Professor Eval takes sideshow to the next level"
"This shit ain't easy"
"Please, please get a real job"