FROM THE MEDIA:

"Go see this man!!!"
Village Voice

"KIDS, don't try this at home. Come to think of it don't try it anywhere else either. That is, unless you're Professor Eval"
New York Post

"Wow"
NBC News

"Ein solches Ding, das Sie nie gesehen haben"
German TV

FROM PERFORMERS & PEOPLE IN THE KNOW:

"Go Ape, just don't make it the lowest form of entertainment"
James Taylor, editor, Shocked & Amazed: On and Off the Midway

"Professor Eval takes sideshow to the next level"
Todd Robbins, The Post-Modern Master of the SideShow

"This shit ain't easy"
Eak The Geek

"Please, please get a real job"
Professor Eval's Mom

Albert Einstien